Today in class, we were going around giving a brief intro of ourselves for a guest presenter.

One student said he’d previously worked for a podiatrist in town and elaborated that a podiatrist is a foot doctor. (I obviously already know what a podiatrist is.)

Our professor asked “Which one?” to which one of my wise cracking classmates quipped “The Right One”

Don’t act like you’re not laughing.

(later found out professor wanted to know cause he’s getting foot surgery… good luck with that, dude)